What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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