Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Congratulations! We have a period
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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