Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
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