Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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