if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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