dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
only if we run a train.
done.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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