just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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