Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
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