At least make sure they are 18
Why
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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