im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
so much tequila, so little girl.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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