they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
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