Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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