you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
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