Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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