does your mom think i'm crazy? i just realized i played both the gay dad and the ex-jew card tonight. i blame the wine
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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