Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
whose ass print is on the piano?
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
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