Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
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