Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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