gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
tell me about the eggs
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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