I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
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