Whoa Z and x make the same sound
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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