I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
So much rum. So many feels.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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