I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I don't think brook has ever known best
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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