...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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