Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
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