she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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