but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
Randomize
