K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
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