I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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You ever have a fart follow you around?
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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