Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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