Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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