I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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