I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
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