Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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