Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
I have post one night stand depression
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