We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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