We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
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