Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
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