hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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