whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
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I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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