Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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