we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
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