I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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