But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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