I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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