I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
Randomize
