so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
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