too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
They left me at home... I'm a liability
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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