Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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