You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Life is so much better after having sex.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
