marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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