haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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