at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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