Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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