at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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