Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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