it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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